One year on Eharmony.com
Twelve months and counting on Match.com
A knack for attracting the crazies and stalker types. Though, to be fair, many of them did not come from the interweb.
The sense of humor to write about it instead of becoming a crazy cat lady.
The occasional urge to become asexual.
The accumulation of a “Hot Mess” folder.
Also, a degree in English that no one has ever asked to see.