On this week’s “Good god, look who favorited me!” – HJV17
This man is the vanilla ice cream at the ice cream shop. Or to use a fish-in-the-sea metaphor, this man is breaded fish stick. No one’s really sure what’s in it, but it might be fish.
Reasons HJV17 and I will never go on a date:
- His headline, “Looking to meet new people” was recently updated. Before that he just had, “I’m here to send countless emails and winks to women who will never have sex with me.”
- His user name is one character away from the scariest STD in the world.
- He’s 37 and seeking women 18+. Six years older would be much too old, but 19 years younger is kosher AND legal.
- His entire “About Me” is 32 words, if you include “etc.” and he probably just threw that in to meet the 200 character minimum.
- He’s another gray silhouette, and I’m usually into the three-dimensional types.
Is this in appropriate occasion to say, “Fuck my life”?