Initial contact summary: Hey, we should meet. Yes, we should. Silence, extended for a month or so.
Ditto for second contact summary including silence, extended.
Third contact (unabridged)
Observe the dates.
Prior to sending this message, I thought that either this dude will find this hi-larious or he’ll be pissed. Either way, I shall have some sort of conclusive decision.
At this point, my dear friend “J” un-friended me on the book-o’-face and subsequently blocked me. In the grand scheme of my internet dating and relationships, I’m going to credit that as a successful closure.